What?!? The Queen wrote ‘We will rock you’?
— Marty, my 7 year old
Why can’t we upload this video of me dancing in my underwear to YouTube? I’m sure we could get dozens of views!
— Marty, my 6 year old
Whoa a cop… and it’s a WOMAN. You don’t see that every day.
— Marty, my 7 year old
I don’t need to go to school and get a job. I’ll just never leave mom and dad.
— Marty, my 7 year-old
One sock off
- Mom: Marty, what happened to your other sock?
- Marty: That foot was getting hot so I took it off.
Dad, why do some girls want to be so clean?
— Marty, my 7 year old
God makes us and puts us in whichever mom’s stomach that he feels like.
— Marty, my 7 year old
I had to get a drink of water. It felt like a desert in my mouth.
— Marty, my 7 year old.
Did anyone dream about giant rainbow ponies last night?
— Marty, my 7 year old
