When he was 4, my son Marty made a discovery

  • Marty: "Daddy - who fed mommy when she was a baby?"
  • Dad: "Well, Grandma did."
  • <short pause>
  • Marty: "Wait... what?! Grandma has boobs?"
  • Dad: "Ummm... (laughing) yes Marty. All ladies have boobs."
  • Marty: "WHAT?! ALL LADIES HAVE BOOBS?!"
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